The Beginning

I've heard it said there are only two important times in a man's life: when he leaves home, and when he returns.  I've also heard it said the most important possession, the very source of wealth, is friendship. 

The best part of my story is it started with no compunction of starting a story; no plan, no goal, not even a glimmer of knowledge there was a story about to start.  I merely left home, one foot in front of the other (probably the left foot) and off I walked, into the wild blue yonder, never to return for more than a day, for ten short years.  Ten years of the minutes taking hours to pass, the hours taking months, but the years taking mere seconds. 

Here we are, on the other end (hopefully!) at rest.  A rolling stone tends to continue rolling, until it collects so much moss it comes to a position of rest, propped up against weariness and a woman.  Sometimes when the wind blow the moss is ruffled.  Sometimes an animal adjusts its travel pattern to come and sniff the base of the stone, but the stone sits.  How it got here is no mystery if broken into little bits, but a complete mystery if one observes the larger canvas. 

At the end of all this wandering, covered inn moss, leaning up against the base of what I imagine is a white maple tree in the midst of a forest, partway up a hillside with a deer trail close by its side, is a very thoughtful, memoryful, contemplative stone.  Is its worldview different than the other stones around it?  Well perhaps.  The stones in the creek are smooth and clean on their topsides, and occasionally if they get rolled over, they get cleaned on their bottomside.  Some of the stones are underground.  No more need be said about them. So, there are a lot of stones, with a lot of worldviews.  Here is mine, and here is from whence it came.

You are probably apprised of the general timeline, the places I came to a position of rest, and the places I rolled right on by.  Some of them are forgotten, some remain but a dim memory, and some are exceedingly vivid.  The I-don't-want-to-talk-to-you version is as follows:

"Well, I went to one college, didn't like it, so I went to another one.  After I graduated, I went to Denver, worked several different jobs, ended up in the mountains, moved around some more, and then decided to move home."

The other version, the one I like a lot more, is this:  "Did I ever tell you about the time I got pulled out of the snow in the middle of nowhere by an oil field welder who then showed me back to civilization?" or "Did I ever tell you about the time in Apache Junction when I jumped a tweeker's concrete wall and got a cactus spine stuck under my fingernail?  No? What about the time I was on the rough side of Aurora, Colorado and was the only white guy at the quinciniera?"  Did I tell you about smoking cigarettes on the roof with two lesbians after a hard night of long island iced teas while two ferrets played grab-ass in the bedroom?  Did I tell you about telling the District Attorney I was majoring in women after his daughter brought me home for the weekend? HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA yea I bet I skipped that story!

Its all real.  It all happened.  I can't make it up.  Hours and hours of stories--it'd be even more if we got a couple guys around that could remember the parts I forgot.  I don't even know where to start.

We could start in the fall of the year.  I think it was 2007.  Early elk season was about to start in Colorado.  That typically wouldn't mean anything, since I don't hunt (but I do love elk meat). It DOES matter though, because where I was working, and at that point thereby living, was accessed by a private road through seven gates, each denoting the beginning or end of someone's property, and one of the someones made his money helping rich men who couldn't do it on their own kill elk.  So, I had to leave before it would spook the elk and disrupt the hunt.  I know right--not your typical rush hour on the 405.  So, I packed my gear and left about 2:30.  Sure wish I would have grabbed my Harley on the way out but you never know, that could have changed the course of history had I done so.  I was encouraged to leave for several reasons, let's just say for now it was good for a number of people, and we all thought it was a great idea; except for the guy I almost killed that morning, he was probably clueless. 

At any rate, a couple days later I was thousands of miles from any live elk, living in a FEMA trailer three blocks from a private beach on the Gulf of Mexico.  I was only there for about three weeks, living the high life with some hippies, until I drove 30 hours round trip to a memorable (in no good way) Thanksgiving getogether in Washington, D.C, after which I sallied-ho on toward Houston for two weeks before winging across the big ocean that swallowed a city to the desert oasis of Dubai-but only for a day or two.  Then it was Baghdad for a few days, Tikrit for two weeks, and then on up to Kirkuk, Iraq-home sweet home for 8 months.  Yea, that happened.  In fact, that's where this blog started!  Yup, Kirkuk.  At a computer in a metal box hidden behind 15-foot-tall concrete barriers, protected by two overworked air conditioners that ran 24/7 from March to October.  Of course, silly me, (this was before I learned about desert heat in Apache Junction) I arrived in the desert on New Years Eve, and froze my scrawny white ass off.  I had not heeded the kind words of the oil magnates in Houston who advised me to bring warm clothing. 

Well, after enough of the bullshit of living a life where every day is exactly the same for 8 months straight, I moved on back to the good ole USofA and went back to building luxury cabins for uber-rich folk.  Except, SURPRISE!  A couple of them got too greedy somewhere along the course of time, and the damn housing bubble floated alllll the way up to the crystal chandelier, pressed itself gently upon on of the green, eco-friendly, long-lasting, low-sodium, natural-light halogen lightbulbs and burst, sprinkling all those dancing and carousing under it with teeny tiny flakes of shimmering sadness, confusion and loss.  What that means is, I made a phone call, got a job, packed my truck AGAIN and headed off through the frozen Rockies AGAIN to a new job in a new town AGAIN.  This time on the other end so to speak of the oil business.  Where before I had been working as a contractor for the United States Government to protect our grandchildren's ability to get oil from the Iraqis (under the auspices of protecting the right to democracy for some shepherds from some mean asshole in the desert on the other side of the world) I now worked as the watchful eyes and ears of the man pulling the oil from Mother Earth right here in 'Merica.  The snake has its tail in its mouth.

To be continued.  I'm hungry.